duoduo 21 2021-06-06



   Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten.Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.


   Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.


   Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as well as the most faithful prayers human beings might utter to God.


   Wisdom appears in contradiction to itself, which is a trick life plays on philosophy of life.


   Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses, with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones.


   It can be inferred that you lack confidence in a victory over your rivals from the fact that you’re irritable against them.


   From that you would get angry with your friends, we can conclude you still care about the friendship between you.

   8.令狐冲说“有些事情本身我们无法控制,只好控制自己。” 可是,他算什么!!

   “ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves.“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts(武侠小说?). Who is, however, fucking he?


   Only till my natural death.could I tell which of what I have been doing is right or wrong, so now I have to try to do well in everything, and then wait to die a natural death.


   Some may be wicked, and some may be despicable. Only when I put myself in their position did I know they are more miserable than I. So forgive all that you have met, no matter what kind of persons they are.


   “You couldn’t see my tears cause I am in the water.“ Fish said to water.

   “But I could feel your tears cause you are in me.“ Answered water.

   12.快乐要有悲伤作陪,雨过应该就有天晴。如果雨后还是雨,如果忧伤之后还是忧伤.请让我们从容面对这离别之后的离别。 微笑地去寻找一个不可能出现的你!

   Happiness is accompanied by sorrow, and it would turn sunny after rain as well. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please take those farewells easy, and turn to smilingly look for yourself who is never to appear.


   Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it’s too late to take a tumble.


   When you were born, you’re crying but lookers-on were smiling. When you are passing away, you’re smiling but lookers-on are crying.


   Man might think that few women fit him before his marriage, and contrarily when they get married.


   Among thousands of people, you meet those you’ve met. Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late.


   Everyone has his inherent ability( power or capacity?) which is easily concealed by habbits, blurred by time, and eroded by laziness( or inertia?).


   Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry as you like, and it‘s meaningless to oppress yourself.


   While our dream is confronted with the reality, you always feel painful. Just trample on the pain, or you‘ll be beat down by it.


   A true love is what doesn‘t strive for busyness, for extravagance, for luxury, and moreover for hokum.

   21.生命中,不断地有人离开或进入。于是,看见的,看不见了;记住的,遗忘了。生命中,不断地有得到和失落。于是,看不见的,看见了;遗忘的,记住了。 然而,看不见的,是不是就等于不存在?记住的,是不是永远不会消失?

   There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those seen, and forget those remembered. There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten. Nevertheless, doesn‘t the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain for ever?


   It‘s true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexities.You would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you a understanding look during your bitter struggle.Even a mere glance would make you moved and inpired.


   I wouldn‘t care success or failure, for I will only struggle ahead as long as I have been destined to the distance. I wouldn‘t care the difficulties around, for what I can leave on the earth is only their view of my back since I have been marching toward the horizontal.


   Penitence is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a bigger mistake than mistake itself, so never regret.


  1 男同学站在我左边,女同学站在我右边,其他人原地不动……结果就他没动。

    2 有一天外面下大雨,老师满脸雨水地走进教室,在讲桌前不知道找着什么东西,找了一会就问前排的同学:“我擦纸的脸呢?”

    3 线段a是线段b的一半,那线段b是线段a的多少呢?(全班皆静,候高论,半晌后)线段b就是线段a的两半。(晕)

    4 初中,某数学老师讲方程式变换,在讲台上袖子一挽大声喝道:同学们注意!我要变形了!

    5 一同学在下面闹,我们老师说:“你给我站到黑板上面去!!” 高难度啊。

    6 我初中老师讲题目喜欢用投身其中……“我的底面半径是20CM,我的高是50CM,那么我……”下面有人说“是饭桶……”全班爆笑……

    7 初中英语老师是个秃子,一天上课,他问一个同学:“what day is today?’(我的头是秃头?)同学想了一下,回答:“Yes。”

    8 高三数学摸底一男生问:老师,画图没有铅笔,是借一支还是用钢笔?老师(老年妇女)答:随你的大小便吧。

    9 高中的代数老师:“说话不许出声音。”

    10 高中一化学老师兼教导主任做题时故意做错,然后让某同学找出其中的错误。该同学艰难地答出之后,老师赞许而很严肃地说:“很好,你看出了老师的破腚(绽)。”众皆木然,下课后,老师刚走出去,全班哄堂大笑。

    11 某日,我们高中数学老师跟我们讲函数周期表时,讲到“周期”两字时激动地走下讲台,对着全班同学说:“你们还不了解周期啊,真的是猪都比你们聪明些。”然后他指着第一排的一个女生说:“你知道什么是周期吗?你跟他们解释一下。”全班均晕倒。

    12 我们初中时候规定升国旗时候要穿校服,结果总有一些人没有穿校服或者是单只穿裤子或者是衣服。然后每次升旗之前校长都拿着一个扩音喇叭在那里喊:“有的同学不穿衣服,有的同学不穿裤子,有的就干脆衣服裤子都不穿!”

    13 语文老师教赤壁的课文,说起曹兵在华容道互相践踏,感慨道:“人流是可怕的……”

    14 某天上数学偶看到偶们数学老师牙上有片绿叶子(估计老师中午是吃韭菜馅的饺子了),过了一会发现叶子没了……下课的时候发现在我们班某女生的脖子上……

    15 初中语文课的女老师刚从师大毕业,什么都好,就是喜欢突击式地抽同学上黑板默写名词解释。方法是:老师口述某个词,同学默写,并加解释。 记得有一次,抽到一个不爱听讲的男生。老师一遍一遍地重复念“间或”,那男生抓着头皮在黑板前熬了好几分钟,突然唰唰唰地写下: 贱货:下流胚,不是好东西。全班爆笑,女老师气得面红耳赤,一句话都讲不出。


  召唤天涯GG MM讲述你们曾经听到的老师们的经典语句~```

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